just trying to find the meaning of SQ in life

buchananbooty:

clintkates:

fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon

and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash

W-H-I-P-L-A-S-H

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

jadehariey:

officialgavinfree:

oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself” 

sports

you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up

why would you listen to music when you can just play instruments and make music yourself

Why do people have ears when they can just make noise themselves i instead

defekait:

phantomofthebookstore:

jons-coffee:

flirtytwink:

I’m gonna need sources on this

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And none of you noticed the duck hidden in all of these pictures?

I had to go back and find them and omg

These are quite intriguing

(Source: iraffiruse)

consulting-hunters:

askebab4you:

m4rcobodt:

zombiesandporn:

lyxdelsic:

I wonder what the stupidest thing anyone in the history of mankind ever has said is

"Moffat should be the showrunner of Doctor Who"

"Let’s invade Russia in Winter."

No hitler, you’re not an artist

I knew a girl once who was like “oh my god can you imagine if they didn’t discover gravity??? We’d all fall off the planet!” And she. was. dead. serious.

We have a winner

cracked:

cracked:

Now you know THE TERRIFYING TRUTH (about our brilliant, brilliant scene directions).
23 Jokes That Never Made It Into Our Best Videos

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cracked:

cracked:

Now you know THE TERRIFYING TRUTH (about our brilliant, brilliant scene directions).

23 Jokes That Never Made It Into Our Best Videos

Almost every video we make has secret jokes in it. See a bunch of them at once!

A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?

—someone at Ubisoft, probably (via tinychatter)

(Source: aatrox)

lecapunk:

indevan:

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath…

I would be so okay with that absurdity

(Source: internsvee)

Melinda May Appreciation Week ✪ Day 3 - Favorite Relationship

Sometimes Pepper forgets what her friends’ jobs are.